7 corny headlines from today's 'Sydney Morning Herald'

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1. Ribena case likely to leave public feeling less cordial - A couple of New Zealand school girls find out that Ribena does not have 4 times the vitamin C of oranges as people believe they were led to believe
2. Ta-ta Tatiana - Tatiana Gregorieva, ex-Olympic athlete, gets voted out of Dancing with the Stars
3. What's the carry-on with luggage limits? - New restrictions coming in for carry-on luggage on international flights
4. Can he Hackett? - Swimmer Grant Hackett swims slowly, for him
5. Doors open to new online fans - The Doors start online sales with iTunes
6. Rooster Braith throws away lock - Braith Anasta, Sydney Roosters rugby league player, moves from the position of lock to five-eighth
7. Stern climate warning for Australia - Sir Nicholas Stern on climate change