7 thing said to or by me recently

1. What's on your pink CD babe?
2. I wish things didn't keep getting stuck in my hole
3. It's a bit fat, a bit wonky and the butts a bit loose
4. I was going to give it an up-sheep
5. It sounds like we are in Majorca above a naff disco
6. Why do we have so many penguins?
7. I'm trying to do a butt transplant here!