7 bets that bookmakers will take on what Tony Blair will do next

1. 3-1 to publish his memoirs.
2. 40-1 to go on tour with his student rock band 'Ugly Rumours'.
3. 50-1 to be found drunk in Leicester Square.
4. 250-1 to get a tattoo of the US flag.
5. 500-1 to replace David Beckham as the face of Gillette razors.
6. 1000-1 to become the next US president
7. 5000-1 to launch a tour operator selling holidays to Iraq.