7 more things the cat does to annoy us

1. Climbs onto the sofa just to sneeze directly at you
2. Waking up in the night to see the cat staring at you from mere feet away
3. Waking you up in the morning to be fed breakfast only to glimpse at what you give him and walk off
4. Purposefully sitting on the unmade bed when you are trying to change the duvet
5. Nicking your seat when you stand up for a millisecond and then refusing to move
6. Blocking your way when you walk up the stairs with shopping
7. Clawing his way into the bathroom when you're on the toilet and then whinging that he can't get out again