7 things said to me or by me this month

1. After an arachnid comes a painting
2. Do you want black, silver or white duct tape, they all cost the same
3. Oi! Bird face, shut up!
4. I'm going out for the rest of the day cos I can't take it any more
5. You could kill someone with that stare
6. I brought some feathers from home
7. There are hippos all over the common