7 thing said to me over the past few weeks

1. snufflecat's just fallen over
2. Jingles not songs
3. If I'd known you were going to Tesco I would have asked you to get my shopping too
4. I'm sorry Madam, we are closed
5. I must eat something before I look at the menu
6. So you live at the ministy of I'm so fking funny!
7. You can't log a fault on your line as it doesn't exist yet