7 things said to me recently

1. I'll look while I'm in your cookie
2. You can't put a baby in a waitrose carrier bag
3. I don't really want an antler through my stomach
4. Your claws aren't really domesticated are they?
5. Did you just say "you are turning into a popsicle"?
6. I've been indoctrinated with words!
7. Focus on the Baby