7 more things said to me/by me recently

1. It's not every day someone flings a Portuguese dictionary through your letterbox.
2. I think 4 is the optimum number of Audis a man should have.
3. I like to think a goat is being brought over on a truck right now.
4. Hello, still got your foreigner on.
5. Do not nest tidy boxes!
6. Horses without policemen attached.
7. I was concerned about the chickens before we left.