7 things that get up my nose

Another submission today from my Dad, cheers :D

1. People who come into Oxfam and try to haggle over a low priced item.
2. People who insist on speaking to me within inches of my face.
3. People who, on hearing the punchline of a joke, insist on explaining it back.
4. People who, on seeing an art work of mine ask 'what is it meant to be?
5. Strangers who come up to me in the street and greet me like a long lost brother (this really worries me!)
6. People who swear in front of my wife.
7. Hairs.