7 things said to me or by me recently

1. Stop manhandling the trees
2. A whole load of buff men in Bryants Bottom
3. What makes you think I've done the seaweed and the sea
4. Rice is more devistating than pasta
5. Come and have a look at our spores
6. I got hit on the head by a helicopter today
7. Things shouldn't tangent more than a satsuma away