7 things said to me over the past few months

1. It's harder to get your cheese distributed when it's in a bowl!
2. Got accused of having an umberella motif
3. Less than 50% discount is an insult
4. Can I use one of those fluffy pooches to buff the windows with
5. Everyone's Canadian except for me
6. Do you like fondue? Tried it but didn't like it... wait a minute that was Tofu
7. I need some foon to soak up this wine