7 well turned insults

1. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
2. "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
3. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
4. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
5. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forest Tucker
6. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
7. "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill