Today's list was kindly donated by Bekie, thanks honey :)
- It can appear to others that you may have the lurgy, when you are in fact not remotely contagious
- At any given moment a sinal headache could attack and possibly debilitate you thereby ruining the rest of your day
- You spend a great deal of your life smelling like a peppermint/menthol tree
- On those rare occasions that your airways become completely clear, the sensation of fresh air can be so shocking that it makes your eyes water & you feel the urge to shout "Morning"!
- The phrase 'feeling a little under the weather' is literal
- Decongestants can leave you feeling as if you need to drink an entire Volvic factory
- Sometimes it can feel as though you are on a plane with a woolly sheep in your head and a leek stuck down your throat
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