7 things that were wrong with our carvery lunch today

1. The white wine was only barely cold
2. The 'waiter' said he'd get a wine cooler but it never appeared
3. 'Roast' potatoes were terrible, really bad!
4. Meat was carved too thick
5. Sprouts were undercooked
6. Gravy had been left standing so long it had a thick skin on the top
7. The photocopied menus were printed so badly they were smeared with toner