1. Welsh - Blwyddyn Newydd Dda
2. Eskimo - Kiortame pivdluaritlo
3. Scottish Gaelic - Bliadhna mhath ur
4. Hawaiian - Hauoli Makahiki Hou
5. Pampango - Masaganang Bayung Banua
6. Hmong - Nyob zoo xyoo tshiab
7. Low Saxon - Gelükkig nyjaar

1. Venus’s Fly Trap.
2. Pitcher plant.
3. Bladderwort.
4. Sundew.
5. Leafy butterwort.
6. Dewy pine.
7. Sea lavender.

1. Gernreich
2. Rotor Script
3. Chromaphonoglyphics
4. Awyis
5. Pattern Script
6. Posiga
7. Betamaze

1. Smurfs
2. Hats
3. Penguins
4. Dictionaries
5. Incense
6. Unusual playing card packs
7. Lists of 7 things

1. We all have to start somewhere
2. The Dare
3. You want a piece of me?
4. Gustafsson
5. 7 Things About Me - 3
6. I Sing and Dance
7. The Day After

1. Q. What sits under your Christmas tree and sings all day?
   A. Elvis Pressie
2. Q. Who brings presents to animals at Christmas?
   A. Santa Paws
3. Q. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and Sherlock Holmes?
   A. Santa Clues
4. Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
   A. A snow ball
5. Q. Why was the turkey in the pop group?
   A. He had the drumsticks
6. Q. What happened when the snowman fell out with his girlfriend?
   A. She gave him the cold shoulder
7. Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
   A. Can you smell carrots?

1. I'll look while I'm in your cookie
2. You can't put a baby in a waitrose carrier bag
3. I don't really want an antler through my stomach
4. Your claws aren't really domesticated are they?
5. Did you just say "you are turning into a popsicle"?
6. I've been indoctrinated with words!
7. Focus on the Baby

1. Our sun is a yellow dwarf star
2. Rigel is between 25,000 and 50,000 brighter than our sun
3. Antares is 27 million times bigger than our sun
4. The nuclear reaction that keeps our sun shining gives a mass loss of 4 million tons a second.
5. The sun will last for another 8,000 million years before becoming a red giant
6. The Pup – a star near Sirius, is so dense that a matchbox full would weigh 50 tons
7. A neutron star (the final stage in a star’s death) has a density equivalent to 20,000 million tons per cubic inch.

1. Llangoffan
2. Wild Garlic Yarg
3. Emmental
4. Appenzeller
5. Asiago
6. Bavarian Smoked
7. Cave Aged Gruyère

1. Answer Me This!
2. Wiggly Wigglers
3. The Chris Pirillo Show
4. Geekbrief.TV
5. Material World
6. Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
7. Digital Planet

1. Sitting on his 'perch' with his nose millimetres from the heater
2. Pushing one of his balls along the floor with his nose
3. Although we've not seen it he is certain there's a "ma-kak" in the house
4. Getting his claw stuck in the sofa/rug/carpet after swiping at us
5. His 'triangle-head' seconds after he wakes up
6. When he tries to "MA" at us after waking up and all that comes out is a squeak
7. His 'Scalextrics' moments as he darts across from room to room for no discernible reason

Bekie or A Doodle A Day has tagged me for seven things about me.

These are the rules:
1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on you blog.
2. Share 7 random and or weird things about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1. I have a fear of dragonflies
2. I was once in a band called 'The Axe Hurlers'
3. The smell of pear drops makes me nauseous
4. I am allergic to penicillin
5. I'm an avid Scrabble player
6. I can recite most of the entire script of 'The Life of Brian'
7. I am an INTP (MBTI Personality Types)

First person I will tag will be Sona (Sona Says)

(Official) submission day, which once again comes from Elephino. Cheers dude :)

1. The Bourne Ultimatum - Robert Ludlum
2. Wizards of Odd: Comic Tales of Fantasy - Edited by Peter Haining
3. Wintersmith - Terry Pratchett
4. First Among Sequels - Jasper Fforde
5. What If I Had Never Tried - Valentino Rossi
6. Richard Hammond: My Story - Richard and Mindy Hammond
7. Torments of the Traitor - Ian Irvine

1. 6 pack Walkers Baked Sour Cream & Chive Crisps
2. 70g Milano Salami
3. 150g Asiago Dop
4. Almost Eden Mature Cheddar & Red Onion Baked Potato Chips
5. 176g Gruyère
6. Bottle of Casal Dei Cavalieri Classico
7. Pane Italia Sun Dried Tomato and Basil Bruschetta

1. Saxon Ale Bucket - made without foot or stand so that the contents had to be drunk before putting the container down.
2. Norse Skull Cup – literally the skull of the Norse man’s enemy used in barbaric drinking sessions.
3. Mazer – a drinking vessel made from maple wood.
4. Fuddling Cup – a puzzle jug that would spill the contents when the drinker attempted to drink from it.
5. Biblical Bottle – made from the complete skin of a kid.
6. Black-jack – Made of a large piece of leather stitched up the back and often lined with pitch
7. Toby Jug – Made from glazed pottery and shaped in the form of a rotund seated toper.

1. Library of Congress - Washington DC, USA - 29 million books
2. National Library of China - Beijing, China - 22 million books
3. Library of the Russian Academy of Sciences - St Petersburg, Russia - 20 million books
4. National Library of Canada - Ottawa, Canada - 18.8 million books
5. Deutsche Biblothek - Frankfurt, Germany - 18.5 million books
6. British Library - London, England - 16 million books
7. Institute for Scientific Information on Social Sciences of the Russian Academy of Sciences - Moscow, Russia - 13.5 Million Books

1. Engadget
2. Gizmodo
3. Mashable
4. TechCrunch
5. GeekBrief.TV
6. RIApedia
7. GigaOM

1. Mousetrap
2. Operation
3. Buckaroo
4. Kerplunk
5. Pick-up-Monkeys
6. Guess Who?
7. Buccaneer

Today's list was kindly donated by Bekie, thanks honey :)

1. It can appear to others that you may have the lurgy, when you are in fact not remotely contagious
2. At any given moment a sinal headache could attack and possibly debilitate you thereby ruining the rest of your day
3. You spend a great deal of your life smelling like a peppermint/menthol tree
4. On those rare occasions that your airways become completely clear, the sensation of fresh air can be so shocking that it makes your eyes water & you feel the urge to shout "Morning"!
5. The phrase 'feeling a little under the weather' is literal
6. Decongestants can leave you feeling as if you need to drink an entire Volvic factory
7. Sometimes it can feel as though you are on a plane with a woolly sheep in your head and a leek stuck down your throat

1. The white wine was only barely cold
2. The 'waiter' said he'd get a wine cooler but it never appeared
3. 'Roast' potatoes were terrible, really bad!
4. Meat was carved too thick
5. Sprouts were undercooked
6. Gravy had been left standing so long it had a thick skin on the top
7. The photocopied menus were printed so badly they were smeared with toner

1. The difference between nuclear fission and nuclear fusion
2. The -caster -chester -cester suffixes in a lot of English town names means 'Roman Town' in Anglo-Saxon
3. Thomas Edison invented the electricity meter
4. A cheese maturer is called an Affineur
5. Silver metallic sticky wrapping tape is almost impossible to find this year
6. Irn Bru couldn't be called Iron Brew because it isn't brewed
7. How to tie a bow-tie

#	Chilli Pepper	Scoville Units
1	Naga Jolokia	800,000 - 1,001,300
2	Dorset Naga	800,000 - 900,000
3	Red Savina Habanero	350,000 - 575,000
4	Chocolate Habanero	300,000 - 425,000
5	Scotch Bonnet	150,000 - 325,000
6	Orange Habanero	150,000 - 325,000
7	Fatalii	150,000 - 325,000

1. Red Rain - Peter Gabriel
2. Orange Wedge - The Chemical Brothers
3. Yellow Daisies - Navasha Daya & Fertile Ground
4. Green Man - Type O Negative
5. Blue Cosmos - Meg Bowles
6. Indigo Flow - Limp Bizkit
7. Violet - Hole

1. Magic Roundabout
2. Mr Benn
3. Jamie & his Magic Torch
4. Crystal Tipps and Alistair
5. Banana Splits
6. The Clangers
7. Button Moon

Today is a special day... On this day in 2006, LO7T was born with a post about an overweight girl with matching mustard leggings and handbag. Thank you to everyone for reading so far and especially to my band of regular submitters, you know who you are :)

1. Finding 5 or even 6 things is usually simple, the 7th is nearly always a problem
2. The amount of people who point out 7 things to me is surprising
3. Things don't tend to come in groups of 7
4. On numerous occations I have spotted groups of 7 things but discovered I have an inadaquate or no camera (7 busses in a row)
5. I have only once in the past year forgotten to put up a list before midnight! 12:30ish after realising I had completely forgotten. Don't bother searching, I back dated it ;)
6. On numerous accations people have asked a question that I could answer by referring to a previous 7 things
7. The LO7T is the longest running website I have ever owned!

Today's post comes from my Dad, thanks Dad :)

1. Every second 4 million tons of hydrogen is destroyed in explosions<7li>
2. The core temperature is 15 million degrees C
3. It radiates more energy than man has used since the dawn of civilisation in one second
4. The Earth's entire oil, coal and wood reserves would fuel the suns output to the Earth alone in only a few days
5. Tongues of hydrogen flame leap from the sun’s surface with a force of 1000 million hydrogen bombs
6. In the sun’s core 564 million tons of hydrogen fuse each second to form helium
7. Matter at the core of the sun is so hot that a pinhead of it would give off enough heat to kill a man 100 miles away

A submission blog entry today from A Doodle a Day resident Bekie; cheers honey :D

1. Metal letter opener
2. Sandpaper
3. Spoon
4. Metal Tray
5. Tissues
6. Cork Mat
7. Glass Tube

1. Dust Mite
2. Cheese mite
3. Velvet Mite
4. Rust Mite
5. Mint Bud Mite
6. Mold Mite
7. Harvest Mite (AKA The Chigger)

1. You start using phrases a parent would use, even if you are not a parent
2. You see the trends in fashion repeating themselves and realize it was bad the previous time around
3. The gap between you and your parents feels as if it's shorter and even though they are now drawing a pension you do not see them as old
4. You see all teenagers who are annoying as children
5. You understand the phrase "Children should be seen and not heard" and would like it amended occasionally to "-- should not be seen nor heard"
6. You have to briefly think how old you actually are if someone asks you
7. You are far better at general knowledge and quizzes then you used to be!

1. Egbert 802-839
2. Æthelwulf 839-856
3. Æthelbald 858-60
4. Æthelbert 860-865
5. Alfred (The Great) 871-899
6. Edward (The Elder) 899-924
7. Edmund 939-946

1. Using a touchpad on a laptop
2. Unzipping a zip
3. Tying your shoelaces
4. Texting on a mobile phone
5. Lighting a lighter
6. Chopping Vegetables
7. Painting your nails

1. The New Boiler
2. Over Indulgence
3. Mirror Image
4. Monkey!
5. One Small Fish Please
6. The End of the Year (Samhain Eve)
7. I'll Wait For You Here

Another submission from regular reader Elephino today, thanks again for your support :D

1. Wallabies (rugby union) backpack, ball and cap (2007) - entering a Panasonic competition, a secondary prize was won
2. Top Gear DVDs (this is actually a guess as I'm still waiting for this to turn up, 3 weeks later, and I haven't actually been told what it is I've won) (2007) - blog entry of the week on a magazine's website
3. Voucher for shoes (2001) - competition on CD case. Never actually got the shoes from the store as they never had any worth wearing
4. Sauber F1 polo shirt and cap (2000) - for setting the fastest time in an online game in a particular week
5. BMW.Williams F1 'race board' (this is a track map of the Malaysian race, signed by both of their drivers at the time Jenson Button and Ralf Schumacher) (2000) - for being one of about 12 people getting all questions of a 4 week quiz correct. There was an overall winner selected randomly from the 12
6. Young Einstein sound track (on record) (~1988) - writing in to a kids TV show to win prizes
7. Trip to New Zealand for 2 (~1985) - from visiting 6 places in Goulburn and collecting stamps. Only 23 people entered, two of whom were from my family

1. Hot air balloon
2. Helicopter
3. Blimp
4. Dart
5. Spiders
6. Time
7. Westlife

1. Zareba - A stockade or enclosure of thorn bushes around a village or campsite
2. Zapateo - A Cuban folk dance
3. Zo - A Tibetan breed of cattle, made by crossing a Yak with any common cattle
4. Zol - South African slang for a joint (cannabis cigarette)
5. Zoism - The belief in magical animal powers
6. Zythum - An Egyptian beer
7. Zea - Corn silk

1. The Queen is the first British monarch to have celebrated a diamond wedding anniversary.
2. The grave of the Unknown Warrior was the only stone that was not covered by the special carpet in the Abbey. The day after the wedding, Princess Elizabeth followed a Royal tradition started by her mother, of sending her wedding bouquet back to the Abbey to be laid on this grave.
3. William McKie, the Abbey organist, had been summoned to the Palace four days before the wedding so that Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret could sing the descant to Crimond to him so that he could note it down as no other copy was available.
4. The two Royal kneelers, used during the service, were covered in rose pink silk. They were made from orange boxes, due to war time austerity, and date stamped 1946.
5. Trumpet fanfares were introduced for the first time at a Royal wedding in the Abbey. A white flag was waved in the organ loft to signal the fanfare once the register had been signed.
6. Gifts, kindly made and given by members of the public, included a hand-knitted cardigan, two pairs of bed socks, and a hand-knitted tea cosy.
7. The cake was nine feet high in four tiers, with painted panels of the armorial bearings of both families, and included the monograms of bride and groom, sugar-iced figures to depict their favourite activities, and regimental and naval badges. The cake was cut using the Duke's Mountbatten sword, which was a wedding present from the King.

Update: If anyone has come here from searching Elftone Moonstar please can you comment :)

1. Red Bull - Quite simply the greatest drink on the planet!
2. MediaMonkey - I have tried a LOT of music management systems in my time, this is the cream of the crop. Does everything I need and constantly surprises me with its wealth of features and configurability
3. ACDSee - Have been using ACDSee since V1.0 and it is still the best Image viewer/manager on the planet
4. IPod Nano G2/IPod Classic - I never really got on with the IPod until the Classic and Nano were released. Fast, effective and a pleasure to use.
5. Logitech MX1000 Laser Mouse - Throw your mouse away and buy one, it's simple
6. Nagchampa Incense - Consistantly excellent in all its incarnations, sublime aroma and reliable to boot
7. Elftone Moonstar - The wildcard! Bought in the late 80s, a classic low tech radio alarm clock which we are still using today even though the LED numbers now have their own language, a dear old friend

1. Clownfish can change gender
2. Red Squirrels are fussy eaters
3. A 30ft Statue of Anubis was going to be errected outside my office
4. Set-a-side was being abolished next year
5. Getting podcasts onto the new generation of IPods can be ittermitant at best
6. In Scotland, Tesco have their own freight train
7. ACDSee only costs £25 ($49.99) to buy!

1. Poor Bens
2. Liquorice Rock Sticks
3. Mighty Imps
4. Kopp Kops
5. Pontefract Cake
6. Liquorice Wands
7. Liquorice Juice Sticks

1. Trigpointed
2. Been to the local pub
3. Driven to Staffs
4. Cached
5. Taken any 'proper' photography
6. Watched a new film
7. Ordered in a pizza

1. Black Leopard - Advanced Perl Programming
2. Appaloosa Horse - Apache the Definitive Guide
3. Kingfisher - MySql and MSql
4. Bighorn Sheep - Perl Cookbook
5. Javan Rhinoceros - Javascript the Definitive Guide
6. Cuckoo - Programming PHP
7. Crab Spider - Webmaster in a Nutshell

1. Hoover Dust Manager Cyclone 1900 (With Hepa Filters)
2. HP Slimline 3150 PC
3. Ipod Classic
4. Ipod Nano 3G
5. Logitech MX1000 Laser
6. Sony Ericsson T650i
7. Western Digital MyBook 500Gb

1. Spotted Dick
2. Jam Roly Poly
3. Rhubarb Crumble
4. Bread and Butter Pudding
5. Treacle Tart
6. Sticky Toffee Pudding
7. Rice Pudding

1. A Huge Evergrowing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld (Orbital Dance Mix) - The Orb
2. It Takes Blood & Guts to Be This Cool But I'm Still Just a Cliche - Skunk Anansie
3. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars - Weird Al Yankovic
4. Sex, The 80's Are over & Time Has Come 4 Monogamy & Trust - Prince
5. A bird of prey vanishes into a bright blue cloudless sky - David Sylvian
6. Always Remember to Respect and Honour Your Mother, Pt. 1 - Dusted
7. Everyone in the World Is Doing Something Without Me - FSOL

1. There might be some things on the list that are not on the list
2. Depeche mode, alive and well in Tesco
3. We're going back on ourselves
4. You seem to have picked up a pot on your wheel
5. I will destroy him!
6. Isn't that cauliflower man?
7. Are we going to queue behind Stella boy

1. Paradoxophyla palmata
2. Pacific Sanddab
3. Cryptic frog
4. Toad Bug
5. Common Octopus
6. Ceylon leaf insect
7. Leafy Sea Dragon

Today would normally by '7 things I didn't know last month', but due to the fact it's my blog and I'll do what I want (and the fact I got confused over what goes when, and so nudged Cheeseboy into submission), today for one month only, is Submission day. Thanks cheesy!

1. Wiggly Wigglers
2. Audi Video Podcast
3. National Geographic's Atmosphere
4. The Night Sky This Month
5. CoffeeGeek
6. F1 Minute: Bytesize Formula 1 News
7. Podictionary

1. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits
2. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
4. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
5. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk
6. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama
7. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

1. It's purple. Purple? How wonderful.
2. Unfortunately the heaven is sideways.
3. Always remember to dry your mouse.
4. Where's my black Nokia bag?!
5. It's like texting with a stump.
6. One of the wings has fallen off sir.
7. Save time from going to the police station with 'Auto Producer'.

1. symbolics.com - 15-Mar-1985
2. bbn.com - 24-Apr-1985
3. think.com - 24-May-1985
4. mcc.com - 11-Jul-1985
5. dec.com - 30-Sep-1985
6. northrop.com - 07-Nov-1985
7. xerox.com - 09-Jan-1986

1. The glug of wine as it pours into a glass
2. A cat purring
3. Rain falling
4. A stream flowing over rocks
5. An open fire
6. Waves crashing on the shore
7. Footsteps through fresh snow

1. Big Bone Lick (Kentucky, US)
2. Bald Knob (Arkansas, US)
3. Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
4. Dead Bastard Peak (Wyoming, US)
5. Ding Dong (Texas, USA)
6. Humptulips, (Washington, USA)
7. Looneyville (West Virginia, US)

1. Changed job which I'm really happy with (and pays 3 times the salary)
2. Reconnected with some old friends
3. Made new friends
4. Honed my Scrabble skills
5. Learnt a new programming language (Flex)
6. Got closer to my Brother
7. Learnt how to deal with big problems by taking each part as a separate issue

Right idea, wrong designers!

1. G-Wiz AC
2. Sakura Maranello4
3. Nice Mega City
4. Elettrica Electric Car
5. Micro-Vett Ydea Electric Car
6. Think Revival
7. Lotus Obvio

1. Passeo - Dark chocolate with a smooth caramel filling and vanilla butter cream
2. Cerise - Amarena cherry with a light liqueur fondant covered with plain chocolate
3. Sultane - Decorated white chocolate filled with a chocolate and coffee filling
4. Naturel - Light vanilla mousse enrobed in white chocolate with a sprinkling of chopped hazelnuts
5. Paganini Hazelnut - Swirl of hazelnut praline on a bed of "double lait" praline, partially enrobed with dark chocolate
6. Ebony - Rich chocolate ganache filling in a plain chocolate shell
7. Temptation - Dark chocolate filled with a smooth raspberry filling

1. Infrared Vision
2. Hidden Rocket Launchers
3. Camera
4. Oil Slick Jets
5. J-Pod with Built in Bablefish Translator
6. X-Ray Vision
7. Ejector Seat?!

1. Bad Girls The Musical - Garrick Theatre
2. Desperately Seeking Susan - Novello Theatre
3. Footloose (The Musical) - Playhouse Theatre
4. Monty Python's SPAMALOT - Palace Theatre
5. Rent 'Remixed' - Duke of York's Theatre
6. The Lord of the Rings - Theatre Royal
7. Wicked - The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz. - Apollo Victoria Theatre

Many thanks to Elephino for today's list :)

1. World Wear Odd socks day - March 27
2. International Day for Biological Diversity - May 22
3. World Population Day - July 11
4. Left Handers Day - August 13
5. According to Hoyle Day - August 29
6. International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict - November 6 (not particularly strange, just long)
7. World Toilet Day - November 19

1. You're IT!
2. The New Ride
3. What Now?
4. Time Slave
5. When Will It All End?
6. A Shaft of Hope
7. Changes

1. AA - rough, cindery lava
2. KA - Egyptian spiritual self
3. LI - Chinese unit of distance
4. OD - hypothetical force of natural power
5. OE - Faroean wind
6. UT - musical tone in French solmization system
7. XU - Vietnamese monetary unit

1. Piquant Red Peppers Stuffed with Soft Cheese with the Devon Custard
2. Kiwi with the Andrex Toilet Tissue
3. Pizza Express Dough Balls with Chocolate Milk
4. A4 Notebook with the Merlot Jelly
5. Dried Fruit Mix with the 100% Naturally Compostable bags
6. Colgate Toothpaste with the Kellogs Multipack Cereals
7. Rogan Josh Cook in Sauce with the Butchers Complete Dog Food

1. Pet rock
2. Packet of extra strong mints
3. Camera battery cap
4. An elephant
5. Rolling machine
6. Laptop power flex
7. The shopping

Submission just in from Bekie out and about in the great outdoors :) Cheers honey.

1. The feather tree which we've been creating over the past few months needed re-building due to being rutted by the local deer population
2. Stags belching loudly throughout the forest
3. A small (rather surprised) black spider sitting on the top mint of the packet which was offered to me
4. A Red Kite being hounded by a equally large black crow
5. A squirrel arguing with a neighbouring magpie
6. A Jay chasing a squirrel chasing a Jay
7. A single buttercup... In October?

1. Greek Dictionary
2. ZX81
3. 2 Plumbers
4. Burco Water Heater
5. Flowers
6. Josie the Vista Laptop
7. Cappuccino Choux Buns

Guest list time again, this months comes from daily reader 'Legless Alfredo Costa' (although I have a feeling that might not be his real name). Cheers Legless!

1. Ebay - No need to say more.
2. FollowUs - Allows you to track a mobile phone.
3. Laridian Bible Software - Download different versions of the bible for portable devices.
4. MoonPig - Create your own birthday cards and have them sent in the post.
5. Passport pictures - Hold your photo and send you passport pictures in the post.
6. PowerSnipe - Used to sneak bids on eBay at the last 7 seconds of auction.
7. SharpMail - Used to fake txt messages to appear to come from other people.

1. Time
2. We don't use those, too cliché
3. Unbelievable!
4. Dead End?
5. Connected
6. At the end of the day...
7. Recursion

1. Tenrec
2. Mouse Lemur
3. Tomato Frog
4. Asitys
5. Baobab
6. Assassin Spider (new species)
7. Rosy Periwinkle

1. Everything I've got is French
2. Are you going to tag your rabbits
3. I look like a penis
4. Transitional geek
5. The monkey sells it!
6. What in the name... is coulorphobia, and can you get treatment for it.
7. This pan is breaking my wrist

1. I suffer from Clorophobia
2. I have a brother who is a chef
3. I have size 9 feet (UK sizes)
4. I almost drowned when I was a teenager
5. I still have 1 baby tooth
6. I used to have very long died black hair
7. I can play the harmonica

1. Toyota RiN Concept
2. Toyota 1/X Concept
3. Toyota Hi-CT Concept
4. Nissan NV200
5. Nissan Round Box (R.D/B.X)
6. Honda Puyo Concept
7. Nissan Pivo 2 (Although it looks ridiculous, the monkey sell it)

1. Faire le lézard - to soak up the sun (lit: to do the lizard)
2. Filer à l'anglaise - to take unofficial time off (lit: to run off, English style)
3. C'est la fin des haricots - It's hopeless. (lit: It's the end of the beans)
4. Poser un lapin - To stand someone up (lit: To leave a rabbit)
5. Faire un boeuf - Improvise (lit: Make a beef)
6. Les carottes sont cuites - I've had it! (lit: The carrots are cooked)
7. Avoir le guele de bois - Have a hangover (lit: To have a wooden face)

1. Do, do it in Huggies
2. It's not Terry's, it's mine
3. Do you want a doughnut Andy?
4. You're 'air looks like an 'orses bum
5. Overtired
6. He waits, tock follows tick follows tock
7. Day or night, red or white

1. Couthy- A warm, friendly person or a place that is cozy.
2. Gaberlunzie- A beggar.
3. Kemspeckle- Conspicuous, easily recognizable.
4. Loon-slatt - An old Scottish coin worth thirteen pence (halfpenny), the proverbial amount of a hangman's fee.
5. Wabbit - Exhausted or slightly unwell.
6. Widdendream - In a state of confusion or mental disturbance.
7. Worble - To wriggle or wallow.

1. The body converts codine into morphine
2. LSD (lysergic acid) come from rye fungus
3. There is a website that will send you passport photos from digital photos [LINK]
4. The rules of frisbee Golf
5. Security popups in Vista can be switched off
6. One of the people I work with has here surname spelled wrong on her birth certificate
7. Our DECT phones crash when you hang up on them when there are on hold

1. Maieutic - of or relating to the Socratic method of eliciting knowledge by a series of questions and answers
2. Ouma - grandmother, often as a title with a surname
3. Heeze - Scottish word for hoist
4. Zapata - A drooping moustache
5. Eidola - Unsubstantial image
6. Oomiac - Inuit boat made of skins
7. Oubliette - Dungeon enterred only by a trap door

1. One could create a noise vacuum around yourself so all distracting noises outside would cease
2. Marketing departments could make logical decisions
3. Income tax was abolished
4. Huge men didn't sit on the train taking up 2 seats eating a HUGE Angus burger
5. Your bank balance (or lack of) could be reversed
6. You could open a teleport to anywhere at will
7. Everyone could just get along

1. RELIABILITY!!! - unlike the current 'temporary' machine we are using
2. At least 5.1 audio, currently we are running with only 2 of our speakers
3. NOT Windows Vista! I have to use it on a laptop at work, it's the spawn of Satan!
4. Quiet. The quieter the better
5. Enough HD space to fit our entire media collection and more, 100Pb should do it ;)
6. Discrete. Flashy blue neon machines are SO last week
7. NOT a Tosh-iba. Every Toshiba laptop we've owned has ended up with me reaching for an axe

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Pete Dougherty
3. Britney Spears
4. Lilly Allen
5. Sienna Miller
6. Kelly Osbourne
7. Gordon Brown

1. Jeffries Passage, Surrey
2. Minge Lane, Worcestershire
3. Winkle Street, Southampton
4. Wham Bottom Lane, Lancashire
5. Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire
6. Grope Lane, Shropshire
7. Crotch Cresent, Oxfordshire

1. A Kingfisher
2. Swans and cygnets
3. Mr Heron
4. 3 kids playing conkers
5. An Orb spider
6. Ornamental metalwork for sale
7. Too many people on bikes

1. Tanzania Peaberry
2. Sulawesi Toraja Kalossi
3. Sumatra Mandheling
4. Hawaiian Kona
5. Ethiopian Yirgacheffe
6. Costa Rican Tarrazu
7. Jamaican Blue Mountain

From the first hand experiences of Mr Elephino, cheers mate :)

1. When having an open house, you'd expect the current tenants to clean up more
2. 15 minute open house - there is a queue formed outside and everyone pushes to get in first. After 5 minutes, even the best places are then empty
3. People who flush the toilet. To see if it works?
4. The rudeness of those at reception of real estate agents when they find out you're renting
5. Low shower heads - approx. 5'6" off the ground. And the one shower curtain that was that height too
6. Realising that you need to have 6 weeks worth of rent in the bank account (2 in advance and 4 for bond), ready for if you get a place
7. Real estate agents not being open on Sundays

1. Ganymede - Jupiter - 5262Km
2. Titan - Saturn - 5151Km
3. Callisto - Jupiter - 4821Km
4. Io - Jupiter - 3643Km
5. Moon - Earth - 3475Km
6. Europa - Jupiter - 3122Km
7. Triton - Neptune - 2707Km

1. Trousers just that little bit too short
2. Battling the wind whilst having our photos taken
3. The toast master banging a spoon on the table before the speeches
4. Sneaking back into Pendley Manor when the guests thought we'd left
5. All the lights blowing and lighting a candle we had been given as a present
6. Firemen rescuing people from the lift
7. Getting drunk with our neighbour

1. Toy car wheel
2. Chair de-wobbler (place it under the leg)
3. Everlasting black Polo
4. Spare button
5. A make-shift eraser
6. An earring
7. A 1g weight

1. There's nothing worse than watching an involving motion picture collapse into rubble before your eyes
2. There's nothing worse than an aging hippie
3. There's nothing worse than being behind in snowball advancements
4. there's nothing worse than an uneven tan
5. There's nothing worse than drinking without a drink
6. There's nothing worse than bad imitation crab
7. There's nothing worse than a rude decorator

Not all products from Apple were quite as successful as the IPod and IPhone...

1. Apple Lisa
2. Apple QuickTake
3. Apple Pippin
4. Apple Macintosh TV
5. Apple Interactive Television Box
6. Apple Newton
7. Apple Macintosh Portable

1. Sony Ericsson P1i (Current phone - Awesome)
2. Sony Ericsson W850i (Great phone with A2DP)
3. Sony Ericsson W810i (A Classic)
4. Samsung E500 (Meh, OK, but bluetooth was dodgy)
5. A Sanyo phone so awful I have blotted out of my memory
6. Sony Ericsson T610i (Awesome phone at the time with Java,IR and a Camera!)
7. Nokia 3210 (The first phone I had that could play games!)

1. Do cats dream of flying?
2. A hell of a lot of people on the planet are dead!
3. What purpose would an 8cm bolt left on the doorstep have?
4. Has anyone ever seen a Goose walking?! If so, do they bend their legs?
5. Do postmen take their letters to work?
6. If we all jumpped at the same time.... nothing would happen to the Earth's rate of rotation.
7. How thick does a bubble's surface have to be before it becomes a ball?

Submission time again, today from my dad :) Cheers dad!

1. Salmonella typhi (causes typhoid)
2. Treponema pallidum (causes syphilis)
3. Staphylococcus aureus (causes boils etc)
4. Neisseria gonorrhoea (causes gonorrohea)
5. Mycobacterium tuberculosis (causes TB)
6. Neisseria meningitides (causes meningitis)
7. Bordatella pertussis (causes whooping cough)

1. Card + Pres for Sarah
2. Text re 40th Options
3. Speak to Fish and Chip Shop re Ordering
4. Liza??? TSO Clients? CPT
5. WL Expenses
6. Barbie Clothes
7. Shuffle Headphones and Speakers?

Another list from regular contributor Elephino today, cheers :D

1. Old provider screwing up and changing my contract back to its original form
2. Not being able to port my number across on Thursday
3. The reason, according to old provider, was that I hadn't paid a bill. The bill that is normally automatically paid but wasn't as they didn't have all of the information as they had recently taken over my provider
4. On Saturday, being unable to port the number across again
5. Old provider not having updated the porting database (the actual reason I couldn't port). It ported with the old account number, from before the old provider bought out the previous provider. I think I need to provide a chart with this list...
6. The phone not registering on the network - SIM card error. Happily fixed by new provider
7. All of this and I haven't actually changed phone network

1. Warning: Platform ends here (on the end of rail station platforms)
2. Do not iron clothes on body (from packaging on steam iron)
3. May cause drowsiness (on sleeping tablets)
4. Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle (from a Dutch bicycle manual)
5. Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally (on a digital thermometer)
6. Caution: Water on the road during rain (roadside sign)
7. Warning: Manafactured in a factory handling nuts (on a packet of KP Salted Peanuts)

1. Dram or drachm: one sixteenth of an ounce
2. Scruple: one twenty-fourth of an ounce
3. Minim: one four hundred and eightieth of an ounce
4. Chaldron: 36 bushels
5. Perch or rod or pole: 5.5 yards
6. Cran: 37.5 gallons
7. Furlong: one eighth of a mile

1. Aatxe (Basque) - Evil spirit in the shape of a bull.
2. Sango (Yoruba, Nigeria) - God of thunder, on his head he bears a large axe with 6 eyes.
3. Wadd (Ausam/Main) - Moon god who name means love or friendship.
4. Yu-Qiang (China) - God of the sea and the ocean winds. With a fishes body riding on two dragons when the sea god and a body of a bird with a human face when a wind god.
5. Iya (North America) - Among the Sioux Indians, the embodiment of evil. A demonic monster that swallow or harms men. Sometimes manifesting as a hurricane.
6. Consus (Roman) - Roman god of the safely gathered harvest also connected with the dead.
7. Ana/Anu (Celtic) - Celtic goddess of fertility, mother of the gods.

1. Ashleworth Tithebarn
2. Great Coxwell Tithe Barn
3. Middle Littleton Tithe Barn
4. Poppleton Tithebarn
5. Dunster Tithe Barn
6. Lacock Tithe Barn
7. Bradford-on-Avon Tithe Barn

1. Photographing pub signs
2. Walking straight past a Heron on the canal without noticing it
3. Scoring a combined Scrabble score of over 800
4. Watching an incredibly drunken bloke fall unconscious in the middle of the road
5. Our neighbour having his last party!
6. CDs flying out the neighbours window
7. 2 blokes trying unsuccessfully to get on our flat roof (before noticing there was somebody living here!)

1. There is a Buddleia growing on the neighbour's flat roof
2. How to spell Buddleia!
3. Our cold tap is dripping in the Kitchen
4. A slug has been passing through our bedroom
5. Our DJ neighbour has the pseudonym of Funk Buddha
6. Our car's power steering was going to pack up
7. Walking from Euston to Waterloo could be so much fun

1. snufflecat's just fallen over
2. Jingles not songs
3. If I'd known you were going to Tesco I would have asked you to get my shopping too
4. I'm sorry Madam, we are closed
5. I must eat something before I look at the menu
6. So you live at the ministy of I'm so fking funny!
7. You can't log a fault on your line as it doesn't exist yet

Thanks go out to my Dad for today's list. Cheers Dad :)

1. Chisel
2. Hand saw
3. Plane
4. Gouge
5. Drill
6. Band saw
7. Elastoplast

1. APTOTES - Nouns without inflections
2. ENATION - An outgrowth
3. BUSTLED - Hurried with show of activity or energy
4. PORTION - Part or share
5. ANISEED - Licorice-flavoured seeds of the anise plant
6. BADDIES - Bad characters in a story or film, especially opponents of the hero
7. SAPONIN - Any of a group of plant glycosides

1. Warren Street
2. Godge Street
3. Tottenham Court Road
4. Leicester Square
5. Charing Cross
6. Embankment
7. Waterloo

1. A Dinner Fork
2. A Ford Escort Van Gearbox
3. A Fence
4. A Bedside Cabinet
5. An Exploding Ashtray
6. A Computer Case
7. A Cheese Grater

rather than not bothering to turn up with no explanation at all, AGAIN!

1. We were double booked with a charity gig for sick orphans
2. We turned up in Waterloo, Belgium; not Waterloo, Lambeth (London)
3. The engineer was abducted by an alien with conectivity problems
4. The engineer needed another day to perfect a technique that would actually fix the problem
5. We've decided to give you a date we can actually stick to and turn up on time
6. All of our engineers are currently in space fixing satelites
7. We're Sh!t

1. Engadget
2. Boing Boing
3. Gizmodo
4. Techcrunch
5. The Huffington Post
6. Lifehacker
7. Ars Technica

Submission time from Bekie, cheers Honey :D

1. It appears that I've slightly pulled a muscle under my rib for no reason
2. The Brands Hatch event was today and not Friday
3. One of my nails is trying to break
4. I can hear someone inanely singing out of tune ... and it's really irritating
5. There's a huge Everest sized pile of hand washing to do which cannot wait any longer
6. We've received yet another parking ticket for doing nothing wrong at all. (At least our car was actually there this time, last time we were in another county whilst the alleged contravention took place!) Seems like victimisation to me!
7. Only half of my new outfit has arrived, and it could be a month until the rest turns up

A survey suggests that climate change has allowed 7 species of butterfly normally only found in the south of the UK to move northwards.

1. Comma Butterfly
2. Speckled Wood
3. Silver-washed Fritillary
4. White-letter Hairstreak
5. Ringlet
6. Small Skipper
7. Gatekeeper

1. DeLorean DMC12
2. Lamborghini Countach
3. Pontiac Trans Am
4. Ferrari Testarossa
5. MkIII Ford Escort
6. MkII VW Golf GTI
7. Lotus Turbo Esprit HC

1. MUZJIKS - 79pts
2. BEZIQUE - 77pts
3. CAZIQUE - 77pts
4. JUKEBOX - 77pts
5. MEZQUIT - 77pts (Early Anglo-American spelling of Mesquite)
6. SOVKHOZ - 76pts
7. ZOMBIFY - 76pts

1. Fingerbath
2. Nail clippers
3. Cuticle knife
4. Hoof stick
5. Emery board
6. Buffer
7. Orange Stick

1. Happy Birthday Honey
2. Try Me
3. YOU!
4. Oh the Horror
5. My Little Girl Balloon
6. Practice Session
7. Tunnel of Love

1. 1th Paper - Here honey, I got you this piece of A4!
2. 6th Sugar - Fantastic if you're diabetic
3. 9th Willow - Cricket bat it is
4. 16th Tunsten - Light bulb
5. 20th China - The entire country
6. 35th Coral - A mis-spelt paint package
7. 90th Granite - Tombstone I presume

Today's list come from my regular contributor Elephino. Thanks :D

1. My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth.
   Reply: Stop putting spanners in your mouth then.
2. I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
   Reply: You're obviously not doing it very well if he keeps leaving the room
3. Can you tell me what's wrong, and how we can fix it?
   Reply: I could tell you but then you'd sell to Nigerian scammers
4. He doesn't know who is here nor care.
   Reply: Of course he doesn't care. He'd have to know who was there to be able to care who was there.
5. Increase Your Income in Only 1 HOUR Per Day
   Reply: But I want to increase my income all the time, not just for 1 hour
6. When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!
   Reply: The most likely cause of your problem is that your boyfriend is unhygenic. I recommend daily showers or baths for him. He may protest but if you give him little treats when he's good he'll soon learn to wash on his own.
7. Thanks for being with CanadianPharmacy
   Reply: You're welcome

(unless you live in the southern hemisphere)

1. Boarders outside with nordic beanies on
2. My parents putting the central heating on
3. Feeling snuggly under a duvet
4. The train to work having the heat blowers on instead of the Aircon.
5. Lack of light
6. No wasps
7. It smells like autumn in the forest

Hugs Bekie for the modelling. Thanks babe :D

1. Infected Mushroom - Shakawkaw
2. Lisa Nillson - Försiktigt
3. Max Sedgley - Two Way Thing
4. BT - Smart Bomb
5. Edgar Froese - Shores of Guam
6. Aphex Twin - Track 18
7. Fluke - 1999

This months guest list come from Sona, thanks Sona, I really enjoy reading your blog :)

1. Blogs with English titles that are not written in English
2. Music that auto plays
3. Blogs that are written by angsty teens
4. Pics posted in blogs that are not rotated
5. Cutsie pointer things
6. bLoGZ dAt tYpe AlL G0oFy
7. Porn blogs

1. Bruschetta con Funghi
2. Baked Dough Balls
3. Grand Chicken Cæsar Salad
4. Spinach and Ricotta Cannelloni
5. American Pizza
6. Lemon Sorbet
7. Chocolate Glory

Another submission today from regular contributor Elephino :D Cheers.

1. Meadowbank railway bridge
2. Northbridge Suspension Bridge
3. Iron Cove Bridge
4. Gladesville Bridge
5. Pyrmont Bridge
6. ANZAC Bridge
7. Captain Cook Bridge

1. After an arachnid comes a painting
2. Do you want black, silver or white duct tape, they all cost the same
3. Oi! Bird face, shut up!
4. I'm going out for the rest of the day cos I can't take it any more
5. You could kill someone with that stare
6. I brought some feathers from home
7. There are hippos all over the common

1. The 2 piles of cat vomit on our bed after he had just eaten sardines!
2. Our neighbours male friend in his skimpy shorts and little crop top
3. A Fiat Puntu pimped up like a Fort GT40
4. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham on the homepage of Facebook
5. The fair roll into town with its hours of extreme bass dance music
6. The car tax renewal form
7. The 4 carraige train roll in this morning that usually has 12!

1. Kendal Payne - Closer to Myself : "I'm getting sick and tired of being sick and tired"
2. They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng : "I don't want the world, I just want your half"
3. Fiona Apple - Paper Bag : "'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it"
4. Poe - 5 and a half minute hallway : "There's only so far you can go, when your living in a hallway that keeps growing"
5. Edie Brickell - Me by the Sea : "I'm in the habit of being alone, I've tried hard to break it, I can't on my own"
6. John Mayer - City Love : "She keeps a toothbrush at my place, as if I had the extra space"
7. Ks Choice - Almost Happy : "If I could look beyond your face, and photograph your hidden place, Would I find you smiling in the picture"

1. Jordan Bars
2. M&S Simply Food
3. Special K
4. Pop Tarts
5. Kelloggs Oat Bars
6. Mac Throat Sweets
7. Red Merlot

1. Larva de Farinha - Meal-worm
2. Lagarta - Caterpillar
3. Arminho - Stoat
4. Caracol - Snail
5. Coruja-branca Real - Snowy Owl
6. Peixinho Dourado - Goldfish
7. Abelheiro - Bee Eater

1. Live the Brand!
2. Blue sky thinking
3. Wire-frame drill-down
4. Maximizing user click through
5. We really need to push the envelope on this one
6. Leverage existing assets
7. You have to get your ducks in a row

1. A Baron of Beef is a Double Sirloin
2. A Torii is a traditional Japanese gate commonly found at the entry to a Shinto shrine
3. Noon daylight is approx 5500 Kelvin
4. The CTRL+G keyboard shortcut in Blogger performs a Hindi Transliteration
5. The people in Oxfam think we're weird
6. In a chemical equilibrium, the atmosphere would be over 95% CO2
7. The Ordnance Survey appears to be run by aliens from another dimension

1. She felt the door being locked behind her and saw the music turned up until it was purest ruby red, causing her body to turn into fragile glass.
2. No matter how sophisticated the clergy might be, parishioners came from humbler stock.
3. Females always whooped at me and even fellows did in the national water closet!
4. Commemorate the bravery of Lance Sergeant Haane Manahi
5. The militias themselves and Kenya have won their first Group-C match in the World dead
6. Skid off the runway and veer into a boundary fence. An Internet Service Provider Survey, covering the six destroyed by a bomb.
7. We got even better acquainted, more intimate, I might say, due to a peculiar incident that occurred during my brief sojourn with Kruger.

1. Cold wet flannel on the back of the neck
2. Sit next to a fan
3. Install air conditioning
4. Play with ice cubes
5. Go swimming
6. Have a water fight
7. Visit the snow dome

1. Nitrogen (N2) 78.084%
2. Oxygen (O2) 20.9476%
3. Argon (Ar) 0.934%
4. Carbon Dioxide (CO2) 0.0314%
5. Neon (Ne) 0.001818%
6. Helium (He) 0.000524%
7. Methane (CH4) 0.0002%

1. Time Dilation
2. Invisibility
3. Molecular Morphology
4. Levitation
5. Universal Communication
6. Telekinesis
7. Power of Persuasion

1. The neighbours being quiet
2. A bag of Haribo
3. A deep hot bath
4. The smell of fresh baking bread
5. A freshly made bed
6. Waking up and realising it's Sunday
7. Redbull

1. Snufflecat's just fallen over.
2. Jingles not songs.
3. If I'd known you were going to Tesco I would have asked you to get my shopping too
4. I'm sorry Madam, we are closed.
5. Can we do a braille version of the site too.
6. Can you wear pink?
7. It's very Jean Shrimpton.

1. Elton John
2. Stevie Wonder
3. Sherlie Bassey
4. Tom Jones
5. George Clinton
6. Sly Stone
7. Diana Ross

1. Lucida Handwriting
2. Esperanza
3. Mexacai Extended
4. Shelley Allegro BT
5. Shelley Andante BT
6. Shelley Volante BT
7. Amazone BT

1. Peruvian Lily white
2. Public request to order disposal
3. PHP5 soap wsdl generation
4. Plastic finger puppets
5. Poisonous fish
6. Porting from Flex to Laszlo
7. Puddle of Mudd Wesley

1. George Bernard Shaw (1856)
2. Carl Jung (1875)
3. Stanley Kubrick (1928)
4. Mick Jagger (1943)
5. Kevin Spacey (1959)
6. Sandra Bullock (1964)
7. Kate Beckinsale (1973)

1. 42pts - Scrum, Chards
2. 40pts - Zo, Jo
3. 33pts - Wine
4. 33pts - Quad, Fa
5. 33pts - Yeasty
6. 30pts - Lurked
7. 30pts - Killer

1. Kangol Earlap Lionheart
2. Kangol Needle Argyle Gaffer Golf Collection
3. Kangol Argyle Stripe 504
4. Rainbow Island by Seeberger
5. Rodney Flat Cap by Stetson
6. Kangol Feather Jetford
7. Kangol Furgora Tweed Applique Trilby

1. Malcolm the Bird Type Effect
2. There's an Elephant in my Broom Cupboard
3. Jasmine
4. The Look Out
5. The Graviton Cube
6. Safehouse Sanctury
7. Puss Moth

1. Asti Spumanti
2. Lambrini
3. Blue Nun
4. Retsina
5. Black Tower
6. Mateus Rose
7. Sweet Muscat

Post your answers as a comment or email the over :)

1. Sheepish Poltroons (12,5)
2. Amber Chest Fresco (7,2,7)
3. A Bonanza Fries Pork (7,2,7)
4. Rebel Fig Foot (6,2,4)
5. Prefixed Heron Hoot (5,3,2,7)
6. Blanch Poodle Fir (4-5,6)
7. Lads Healthy Owl (8,7)

1. Jung's Map of the Soul - Murray Stein
2. Synchronisity, Science and Soulmaking - Victor Mansfield
3. The Power now Now - Eckhart Tolle
4. Imagica - Clive Barker
5. Battlefield Earth - L Ron Hubbard
6. Brother Nature - Robert Llewellyn
7. The Bible according to Spike Milligan - Spike Milligan

1. The Syzygy
2. The Child
3. The Hero
4. The Great Mother
5. The Wise Old Man
6. The Trickster
7. The Cosmic Man

A rather leftfield submission from Elephino this month :)

1. The Virginia-class submarine USS Texas (SSN 775)
2. The Sea Wolf-class attack submarine USS Jimmy Carter (SSN 23)
3. The Los Angeles-class fast attack submarine USS Honolulu (SSN 718)
4. The attack submarine USS Columbus (SSN 762)
5. Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS Baltimore (SSN 704)
6. The Los Angeles Class Attack submarine USS Chicago (SSN 721)
7. Crew members aboard a U.S. Navy submarine, conduct an Emergency Personnel Transfer Hoist training exercise with a CH-46 "Sea Knight" helicopter

1. Event bubbling
2. It's a bit muggy
3. Stand clear of the closing doors
4. Site branding
5. Andy's got his little beat going
6. I must check my ArseBook
7. Redbull - 8 cans for £5.00

1. Entoloma Sinuatum
2. Amanita pantherina
3. Sulfur Tuft
4. False Morel
5. Brown Roll-Rim
6. Hebeloma Crustuliniforme
7. Galerina

Today is Friday the 13th, so here is some stuff on the number 13

1. 13 is the atomic number aluminium
2. There are 13 zodiac constellations, which consist of the 12 signs in the astrological zodiac and Ophiuchus
3. 13 is the ASCII and Unicode value for carriage return
4. 13 it is the smallest integer with eight letters in its spelled out name in English
5. The 13th letter of the greek alphabet is 'Nu'
6. The Korn album 'Follow the Leader' starts on track 13
7. Chromosome 13 is the largest human acrocentric chromosome

1. Climbs onto the sofa just to sneeze directly at you
2. Waking up in the night to see the cat staring at you from mere feet away
3. Waking you up in the morning to be fed breakfast only to glimpse at what you give him and walk off
4. Purposefully sitting on the unmade bed when you are trying to change the duvet
5. Nicking your seat when you stand up for a millisecond and then refusing to move
6. Blocking your way when you walk up the stairs with shopping
7. Clawing his way into the bathroom when you're on the toilet and then whinging that he can't get out again

Thanks to Elephino for today's list :)

1. Spiderman 3
2. Oceans 13
3. Rush Hour 3
4. Resident Evil 3
5. The Bourne Ultimatum
6. Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
7. Shrek The Third

	7 most congested routes	Passanger Capacity	Actual Numbers
1.	06:35 Bedwyn to Paddington	497	771
2.	06:14 Oxford to Paddington	321	482
3.	07:26 Brighton to Bedford	794	1189
4.	17:52 Paddington to Worcester	242	362
5.	07:49 Gidea Park to Liverpool Street	864	1281
6.	06:20 Ashford to Victoria	471	689
7.	17:48 Luton to Sutton	412	610

It's a random submission time, today from Bekie :D

1. Paris Hilton turned up on my door
2. All there was to eat was Blamange
3. George Bush could serve another term
4. I woke up tomorrow to find I had two teenage children
5. It was 36 degrees plus tomorrow
6. The spice girls reformed... oh wait...
7. I wasn't here!! ;)

Today is 07/07/07 so here are 7 other triple 7 things.

1. 777 And Other Qabalistic Writings of Aleister Crowley
2. 777 - System 7
3. Boeing 777
4. 777.com - Gambling site
5. chmod 777 - User, Group and Public Read Write and Execute
6. Call Northside 777 (1948 Film)
7. 21

As tomorrow is 07/07/07 I'm putting this up a day early this month :)

1. Yorkshire Puddings can be cooked upside down
2. How to code in Flex
3. Our neighbour's son is only 16 years old
4. My brother has a Facebook account
5. According to our calendar, Sun 22 - Tue 24 July does not exist at all
6. The origins of the 15-30-40 scoring in Tennis
7. 15 July is going to be the only day of summer in UK this year

1. The Cottage
2. Rose Cottage
3. The Bungalow
4. The Coach House
5. Orchard House
6. The Lodge
7. Woodlands

To mark American Independence day, 7 references to the number 13 on the 1 dollar bill.

1. 13 stars above the eagle
2. 13 steps on the Pyramid
3. 13 vertical bars on the shield
4. 13 horizontal stripes at the top of the shield
5. 13 leaves on the olive branch
6. 13 fruits
7. 13 arrows

1. Bright
2. Off
3. Pull
4. Mist
5. Lock
6. Auto
7. Airbag

To mark the release of the iPhone, 7 little known iProducts.

1. iFoot
2. iCup
3. iBra
4. iFish
5. iFlower
6. iBall
7. iRoller

1. 3-1 to publish his memoirs.
2. 40-1 to go on tour with his student rock band 'Ugly Rumours'.
3. 50-1 to be found drunk in Leicester Square.
4. 250-1 to get a tattoo of the US flag.
5. 500-1 to replace David Beckham as the face of Gillette razors.
6. 1000-1 to become the next US president
7. 5000-1 to launch a tour operator selling holidays to Iraq.

My prediction for 7 of the last 8 in the Wimbledon women's singles tournament.

1. Justine Henin
2. Amelie Mauresmo
3. Daniella Hantuchova
4. Jelena Jankovic
5. Ana Ivanovic
6. Svetlana Kuznetsova
7. Maria Sharapova

1. Intestinal gas collection device
2. Animal ear protectors
3. Toilet seat comprising a means for spreading the buttocks
4. Surgical method for 'growing' unicorns
5. Force-sensitive, sound-playing condom
6. Wearable seating apparatus
7. Earth orbital bombs as nuclear deterents

1. Bad Company - 1972 movie of the same name
2. Black Sabbath - A Boris Karloff classic
3. Duran Duran - Named after the bad guy in Barbarella
4. Heaven 17 - A fictional band in 'A Clockwork Orange'
5. They Might Be Giants - From George C. Scott's Don Quixote
6. T'Pau - Spock's Mother in Star Trek
7. Steely Dan - From William S. Burrough's Naked Lunch

1. ATM Machine - Automated Teller Machine Machine
2. CMS System - Content Management System System
3. PIN Number (or even worse Personal PIN Number) - Personal Identification Number Number
4. HIV Virus - Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus
5. RSS Syndication - Really Simple Syndication Syndication
6. CSS Style Sheet - Cascading Style Sheet Style Sheet
7. JEB Bush (real name John Ellis Bush) - John Ellis Bush Bush

To celebrate the USA "National Catfish Day" (no, I'm not making this stuff up), I present 7 facts about catfish.

1. The Wells Catfish is the largest European freshwater fish and can be up to 10 feet long.
2. The Electric Catfish is capable of generating up to 350 volts.
3. The candiru or "toothpick fish" is the only vertibrae human parasite which worms its way into its host via the urethra!
4. Clarias batrachus or "Walking Catfish" has developed air breathing organs allowing it to walk over land to find new lakes and ponds.
5. On May 1, 2005 the largest freshwater fish ever recorded was captured in the Chiang Khong district of Northern Thailand. This catfish weighed in at 646 pounds (293 kilograms)!
6. Catfish have numerous external taste buds, many of which are located on the barbels. Consequently, they can taste something by simply touching it with their barbels.
7. Males catfish, after fertalizing eggs will chase off the female and guard the nest until the young fish are hatched.

1. Bone Demon
2. Your Not Going out Like That
3. Together
4. Tech Nightmare
5. Food Mountain
6. Full House
7. Green Man

1. Fixing the ballcock and valve on the toilet
2. Fishing around in the toilet's cistern for a dropped washer
3. Clearing up the shattered glass that fell off the counter
4. Talking to the neighbours about the noise
5. Sorting out a huge backlog of photography
6. Clear up the tidal wave of nail varnish remover that the cat had knocked over with his tail
7. Get out of bed